Monday, July 1, 2013

Puerto Rico: natives refer to it as Borinquen: "Land of the Valiant Lord" (according to my sources)

Our honeymoon-isms were spectacular!  Puerto Rico is a unique blend of the tropics, culture, history, America, Spain, food, the claimed birthplace of the piña colada, diverse architecture, and many more features too plentiful to list here, especially by a non-Puerto Rican.  

Once we touched down in San Juan, we collected the neon green rental car.  If you haven't heard the story of Charley's two speeding tickets accrued in under 60 minutes in California, then you may not appreciate the irony in this rental car assignment.  Nevertheless, as Charley will quickly tell you - and I concur - the driving laws in Puerto Rico are merely suggestions, not rules.  Someone recently told Charley that driving in Puerto Rico made him long for his days of driving in Mexico.  


Our lodging destination was located in Dorado, a suburb of Puerto Rico - in my description.  It's a historic little town and here are photos, including our home away from home for the week - Casa de Reyes:




Lovely Casa de Reyes is owned by a high school classmate of Charley's, and it had a starring role in an episode of HGTV's House Hunter's International (although I am unsure how it qualified for the 'international' offshoot of the show, but that's trivial, I just like to mention it for whatever/no reason each time I have the opportunity).  

When we were not lounging around Casa de Reyes, or in Dorado, we took a couple of excursions into Old San Juan.  I use the term excursion cautiously, since it's only a five minute ferry boat tour from the town of Cataño.  Photographs taken in and about charming Old San Juan:  Old San Juan

In Old San Juan, we spent lengthy time at El Morro and could have easily returned for more.  El Morro explained so much of the history of Puerto Rico and it's incredibly well preserved, as you can see in these photos:  El Morro tour

The Vieques (photos) portion of the trip was our favorite highlight and we voted to spend more time there, along with explore the island of Culebra, if we we return to PR.  While in Vieques, we explored the small town, enjoyed the most remote beach (in both of our personal beaching experiences) - no more than two dozen visitors, baby blue/turquoise water, and nothing but vegetation (zero man-made structures...you best pack anything you need before you venture through the jungle to get there...) in view from the water - a restaurant, which you'll see several photos of, that I fell in love with even before our meals arrived, admired the wild horses that have zero fear of humans or automobiles, and kayaked on the 
Bio-luminescent Bay.

Until next time, Puerto Rico!  

Monday, June 24, 2013

Laissez le bon temps rouler

As Charley likes to jokingly say, the honeymoon is (in the technical sense) over.  Details & photos on our honeymoon later.

The wedding weekend could not have been more enjoyable, exciting, special, or perfect in every imperfect sense.  I am still 1000% thrilled that so many of our close friends and family - spanning from Oregon clear across to the northeastern seaboard, and parts up and down, in between - were able to gather together with us throughout the festivities and celebrations.  Two of our guests, Leah & Brad, did in fact catch the Dalai Lama at Tulane's graduation, to boot.

Charley and I arrived in New Orleans the Thursday evening before the wedding, & some of our friends and family arrived earlier in the week.  I instructed Charley to drop me off at a street corner near or on Bourbon, to meet Janet and Jamie - hometown road dogs - for mingling that evening.  Within moments, the gals had me bedecked in a sparkly pink tutu and an equally sparkly Bride To Be pageant sash.  And mingle we did.  We found my cute friends from Lindale, Kelly & Bruce, as well.  Quality, funny, and sharp people, all around!

The following day, Friday, I found myself in a typical Heatherism, involving marathon walking to a florist in the French Quarter for bouquet ingredients.  I pushed back hard on the idea of expense on an item that will not endure - flowers - but I succumbed to the purchase since none of my practical bouquet plans came to fruition.  So:  marathon walking, humidity, running behind schedule, and - ooopsie, leaving the hotel without any money.  Never fear, however!  Mudda came to the payment rescue - even though she was sitting in bumper to bumper eastbound traffic into New Orleans (in a 15 passenger van with nearly that number of occupants from my crew***) - with payment, and Janet and Jamie came to the taxi-ism rescue.

Friday evening's non-rehearsal rehearsal dinner at http://www.oceanagrill.com/was graciously hosted by Charley's parents and not an unsatisfied palate was experienced by a soul.  More mingling, and the group - mostly intact, moved on to a must-see-once-if-you-haven't-yet NoLa destination:  http://www.patobriens.com/patobriens/  From there, Anne & Rick knew of a genuine jazz music venue, http://www.fritzelsjazz.net/, where I along with my three boy cousins ventured to - along with Rick and Anne.  Fritzels is adorable, authentic (to me, anyhow), and precisely what I've always wanted to see in New Orleans by way of music.  Here are a few photos taken from our front bench view: ("No Dancing," ~I shall refrain from the obvious religion joke to be made here~ this rule was in place strictly due to the sliver of walking space available for walking-in patrons and roving waitstaff - everybody else is expected to have their rears planted on a bench)




I seem to recall me and the boy cousins closing down Fritzels, but not before we made new friends from Texas - who were invited to the wedding the following day (you only get married once, right?), though they did not show.  I didn't take that personally.  Anyway, at this point, the timeline skews and grows sketchy.  We've pieced together much of the night through photographs, and I know there was fried shrimp partaken of around 2am.   Because that's always a stellar idea.  At some point before daybreak, the boy cousins walked me back to http://www.sonesta.com/royalneworleans/ and the bridal party, along with hair and make-up professionals, were rather insistent I leave the bed, shortly thereafter.  The nerve of them.  I will forever adore Jamie's response to Charley's query of "Should we send her a wake-up call from the front desk?" of:  "Oh no, Charley, we've got this."

I'm convinced it wasn't a volume of beverages ordered through the night that impeded my morning energy, but rather the sheer variety of colors and textures in said beverages.  Suffice it to say, my body replied with:



The wedding ceremony began and concluded without a hitch, sans a brief moment of "Where is the groom's ring?" because that apparently doesn't ONLY happen in romantic comedies.  Poor Sharby sprinted back to the hotel - after swapping out her heels for flips which were smartly in her purse, and back to the wedding venue, minus the missing ring, only for the pertinent parties to realize that the ring was in fact with the groom.  

I am still singing the praises of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnaud's and their outstanding customer service to a large group and wedding event needs.  I dare say not a bad time was experienced by any!

  
After party celebrations continued at and around the hotel, and brilliant Sharby captured this evidence of my wedded bliss and joy: I hope I copied this clip correctly.

My Aunt Julie embodies my personal energy level that still hasn't quite recovered, in this photo of her taking a break in the honeymoon suite, before someone broke the ice and retired to their own room(s):


The morning after, Charley ensured that a few wedding guests arrived at the airport in time for their departure back to the real world, which allowed me to enjoy a cuppa coffee with Andrea and David, before they exited for Portland, at http://www.nolanosh.com/nosh/Home.html.  As the menu dictates "Don't forget to add rosemary salt to your eggs!"  And I didn't.  Forget, that is.  A nice eggy touch, I must say!  We caught "the cousins!" again for a quick snack before darting back to Texas.  A few guests remained in town another night, but I am assured they arrived back in their respective hometowns in safe fashion.  Happy anniversary weekend to Stefanie & Herman, and happy anniversary summer to Anne & Rick - precious people, all of them.  Anne and Rick honeymooned in New Orleans thirty years ago, actually!

I snagged this photo from my new (one of two terrific ones) sister-in-law's Facebook page, which is apropos for a "morning after" in the French Quarter:


Until next time, Crescent City.  


***My favorite three little humans, taking a break from their arduous riding duties en route from east Tejas to New Orleans.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Sedona Style

We truly have priceless friends.  Several months back, well before our wedding date was decided upon, I brainstormed a hoodwink*** opportunity to provide for Charley as a Christmas (2012) gift.  I considered Sedona - how can hiking, spas, wineries, and mountains NOT be considered, right?  That wasn't my only consideration, but I shan't reveal the others here since Char reads this blog.  Heh.  In a passing conversation with my beautiful (on the inside and out) friend W, I wound up with an offer I simply could not refuse.  W and her equally beautiful (on the inside and out) hubs participate in a travel program and there just so happened to be made available a lil stay at a property in Sedona.  Kismet!  

Over Memorial Day weekend we jetted off to Arizona and enjoyed the sights, scenery, and smells.  Fresh air!  I took, er, a few photos.  The link is below.  This outing was my first adventure with my big girl camera, so you can see from the outset that I'm enamored with vegetation.  Especially up close and personal shots of vegetation.  Don't worry, we're all hoping this phase will pass.  You can also see from the photos that there are a LOT of rocks in Sedona.  Beautiful rocks!  

We'll assuredly return, and spend more time in Sedona, as well as venture out to Flagstaff, Jerome, and other suggested parts out there yonder.  If you find yourself in the neighborhood, we can wholly support these choices if you need recommendations:





***Hoodwink:  otherwise known as the stink-eye, according to Andrea, is something Charley and I do for each other now and then.  One plans a trip for the other, without revealing the destination until we depart at the airport.  A hoodwink!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Gold Rush

Whilst (such a snobby term) on honeymoon in Puerto Rico (details and photos in a future blog), why NOT catch up on previous blog-worthy notes?!

In April, before the wedding countdown preparation schedule conked us over the heads and shouted, "I'M HERE!" we traveled to San Luis Obispo, CA, with a stop en route in Santa Barbara.  One word, for all of it:  drool.  Once we departed the concrete wonderland that is LA, we stopped for sleep and stomach fuel in Woodland Hills, CA.  From there, we landed for a brief afternoon in romantic, picturesque, quaint, and charming Santa Barbara.

You were right - Andrea, this place is "hubba hubba."  A lunch of fresh seafood, some photos, and people watching, then we were on our way north to San Luis Obispo.  Along THAT route, we stopped at Gaviota State Park.  Aside from the cameo appearance the park makes in the movie Sideways, the beauty was astounding.  Here is a sneak peak:


Once in San Luis Obispo, we checked into Madonna Inn (no relation), which - to me - is a hybrid of what Liberace's guest house in Canada may resemble if he had partnered with a nature enthusiast.  Did Liberace ever have a guest house in Canada?  Did he ever have a nature enthusiast partner?  Doesn't matter.  Just picture it.  Go on, you know you wanna.  Here's a peep into our hotel room:

During our two night stay at the Madonna Inn, we spectated at the San Luis Obispo show of The Postal Service. Quality show.  San Luis Obispo is a charming community, and we enjoyed each moment spent in the open air restaurants, shops, and lounges.  Charley ventured out to see http://thefaint.com/ the second evening, while I stayed in our room and admired the rock formations and flocked wallpaper.  

It was difficult to leave this beautiful country, especially after discovering the easily accessible wine vineyards - where we made friends with at least one native Texan - but for now we have photos to quench our thirst for the scenes:  http://piangenti.shutterfly.com/pictures/478

“Travel is the art form available to Everyman. You sit in the coffee shop in a strange city and nobody knows who you are, or cares, and so you shed your checkered past and your motley credentials and you face the day unarmed ... And onward we go and some day in the distant future, we will stop and turn around in astonishment to see all the places we've been and the heroes we were.” ― Garrison Keillor

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

It's a garden party

If you don't know Donna T., well, let me assure you that she's a basket of blessings and beauty in one, tough, funny, and charming package.  She hosted a bridal tea party for me, and we invited our colleagues along to celebrate with us.  She left us thirsting <punny> for more Donna time, as well as time at her spectacularly warm and inviting country homestead.  The T.'s home is a testament to family, creativity, and craftsmanship.  I could write an entire blog post on Mr. T.'s carpentry, artistry, and engineering talents.

But on to the gal time bonding, because, honestly, that's in a typical female's top five favorite pursuits.  We had the best of estrogen, sans the drama.  We had chickens running amok, minus the poop.  We had culinary delights and tasty beverages for the palate.  We had lovely little humans, and we EVEN had our own guitarist serenade us!  I mentioned Mr. T.'s numerous talents, right?

I'll let the photos tell the rest of the story:  http://piangenti.shutterfly.com/pictures/229

Friday, May 10, 2013

Blackboard will want me to be a BbWorld VIP blogger because...

Disclaimer:  the post title will not be included in the BbWorld mandated 100 words or fewer count because, well, I reserve the prerogative to establish my own rules in my blog.

"…I sometimes take roll in the classroom with a megahorn.  Because I know a key to keeping middle school students on their toes is to fool them into believing I’m JUST.a.wee.bit loonier than them.  Blackboard will want me to blog at BbWorld because I can bring zip to the doo-da, while effectively and richly communicating with anyone who will listen just how vital a role public education plays in our culture. I’m passionate about painting a picture through words, particularly when related to placing students first.  Always." #BbWorld13 @Blackboard

I wrote this piece that was, amazingly enough, published in Newsweek's "My Turn" column:

A teacher will do just about anything to leave campus for a rare lunch away, at a table, seated in a chair, including riding in the hatch of an at-capacity vehicle:


Megahorn Maiden


 Real men marry teachers. 




Wednesday, May 8, 2013

"They will never, EVER forget this shower!"

I haven't stopped ranting exclaiming that statement since Andrea hosted a most magically magnificent spa bridal shower - a SPASHER!  For me.  Me, me, me, me, me, meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  Honestly, I always thought I'd feel super awkward, selfish, and too "center of attention-ish" <in a negative way> to be the shower recipient but after this experience, well, I'll be transparent here again and admit - that treatment ain't half bad!  Even in the midst of semi-silence while I was in between gifts and many pairs of eyes were awaiting, I felt zero awkwardness.  Zilch.  Zip.  Nada.  Maybe I'm not as selfless as I thought.  Snort.

Now, onto the highlight of the shower:  the spa.  My friends are still raving about Andrea's creativity and generosity.  What gal doesn't love a spa day?  The massages, the pedicures, the manicures, the steam rooms, the saunas, the refreshing beverages...oh my!  It was, hands down, one of the single BEST and most enjoyable days of my life.  I am so fortunate to have friends and family that gathered around, "showering" me with fun and love.

Andrea, you knocked this out of the park, over the bay, along the street, and down the rabbit hole.  In line with several of my friends having asked, "Where can I find an Andrea," I'm incredibly blessed with a best friend connection that's spanned many years, many miles, an international date line, and more bottles of 'cham-pan-YA' than we care to tally. My cup runneth over. I'm just so, so, so spectacularly grateful and appreciative for her friendship.

Andrea also surprised me with my first "grown up" handbag, and here it is, pictured with one of the other top shower gifts of the day, compliments of Alexis, my precious, the megahorn***:


Speaking of top shower gifts and surprises, my Mudda blew me away with my first "grown up" camera that I never suspected I'd actually own.  I've thirsted for an SLR camera for years, YEARS I tell you, but I'm entirely too frugal to invest in one and I tossed it onto the wedding registry merely for kicks.  Photography class, here I come!

"They will never, EVER forget this shower!"

After the spasher, we enjoyed a long, late lunch at a nearby cafe.  Grace and Emileigh (my niece, 2.0) entertained themselves, while the adults dined and chatted, by taking many dozens of selfies and posed shots in the restaurant, in front of the restaurant, and near the restaurant.  The novice junior photographers would then reveal each photograph taken by trotting back to our table, touring the perimeter, while showing each pic, to each gal in our party.  Good stuff.

Photos of the day:  http://piangenti.shutterfly.com/pictures/139

***Alexis hijacked and coveted my precious megahorn so frequently immediately after I fired it up with batteries, that I was left with no choice but to purchase one for her as well.  I could falsely claim it as a selfless act on my part, but it was 100%, sheer self-preservation.