I spoke too soon

Surgery delayed at least one week due to unresolved inflammation of the appi.  This is my expression today:

Eviction Day

'Tis the week when my unemployed appendix shall meet the scalpel.  It's going to be a Tony The Tiger Great week!  Thursday, to be precise.

Whipped Glory

Dry skin, you say?  Ashy knees and elbows?  Feet encapsulated in cement-like layers?

Do I have the solution for you!  My dear friend whips up - literally - an amazing concoction that elicits smiles and sighs from my derm.  Here she is, below, with some of the ingredients, whipping up a new batch of lotion love.  Gather ye dollars as there will be adorably packaged quantities available for sale soon.  Optional scents include:  lavender, tea tree, almond.  Possibly chicken spaghetti scent, as well.  I mean nutmeg.  *Freudian-ish slip while eating.*



                                                       

And we have peppahs!

(plus basil, oregano, mint, and rosemary)