Dry skin, you say? Ashy knees and elbows? Feet encapsulated in cement-like layers?
Do I have the solution for you! My dear friend whips up - literally - an amazing concoction that elicits smiles and sighs from my derm. Here she is, below, with some of the ingredients, whipping up a new batch of lotion love. Gather ye dollars as there will be adorably packaged quantities available for sale soon. Optional scents include: lavender, tea tree, almond. Possibly chicken spaghetti scent, as well. I mean nutmeg. *Freudian-ish slip while eating.*
Do I have the solution for you! My dear friend whips up - literally - an amazing concoction that elicits smiles and sighs from my derm. Here she is, below, with some of the ingredients, whipping up a new batch of lotion love. Gather ye dollars as there will be adorably packaged quantities available for sale soon. Optional scents include: lavender, tea tree, almond. Possibly chicken spaghetti scent, as well. I mean nutmeg. *Freudian-ish slip while eating.*
Hey! That's Sharby!
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